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It's true, Miss...
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...Corland.
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First bailiff résumé I've ever seen
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with an 8-by-10 glossy attached.
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- Well, I used to be an actress.
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- Uh-huh.
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But now I'm, like, really into justice.
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And we're glad you are.
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- Yeah?
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- Harry, I was--
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Break a leg.
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Come on in, Dan. Miss Corland,
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this is our assistant district attorney.
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Hi. Dan Fielding,
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a sucker for a woman in uniform.
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Hi.
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- There's a dozen more applicants out there.
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- Right.
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Miss Corland, this is Bull Shannon.
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He's our senior bailiff.
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Mr. Shannon,
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it's such a pleasure to meet you.
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I've admired your work for years.
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Thank you.
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Yes, he's provided some
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of the greatest moments in bailiff history.
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Judge Stone, will there be anything else?
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No.
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I'll make my decision next week.
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I'm pulling for you.
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Thank you.
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Goodbye.
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Some brass, huh?
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Pride in the uniform, pride in the job.
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- I'll make a note of that.
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- I'll look forward to your decision.
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I'll bet you are, Bull. It must be tough
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working with one temporary after another.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Dirk.
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Case in point?
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Harry, please consider hiring someone
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in the vertebrate family.
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What is it, Dirk?
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- Prisoners' manifest.
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- Thanks.
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Oh, I took Grayson down
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to Women's Detention for you.
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- Women's Detention?
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- Yeah.
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Dirk, Grayson's a man.
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No.
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- But there was a dress.
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- It was a man wearing a dress.
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Dirk, didn't you notice
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the three days' growth...
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...and the full mustache?
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Well, I thought
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she was a little severe-looking.
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- Where is he now?
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- Right below us, Room 1706.
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Seventeen-oh-six?
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Isn't that where they do the--?
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Strip search.
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I'm going to get a ribbing for this one,
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aren't I, sir?
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Evening, Your Honor.
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- Hi, Dirk.
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- Well, today's Friday.
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Yeah, it is.
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- The big day.
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- Uh-huh.
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You're announcing who's gonna fill
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the permanent bailiff position.
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Yeah, I am.
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I've been praying.
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- So I see.
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- Real aluminum.
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Very nice.
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Of course,
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Mom's been lighting candles for me...
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...but I figure now it's in his hands.
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Dirk, your faith is obviously very strong,
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but I'm sure you've learned...
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...that you don't get everything you want
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out of life just because you ask God for it.
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Gramps is flying in for the party.
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- Has court started yet?
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- No.
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- Oh, thank God.
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- And you are...?
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- Christine Sullivan, legal aid.
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- Phil Sanders, scum.
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- I'm looking forward to working with you.
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- Yeah, me too.
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You notice that eye thing
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we had going there?
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- It's Dan, isn't it?
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- Yes.
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- Well, hello there.
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- You don't remember me, do you?
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Of course I do. Mardi Gras, New Orleans,
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'76, French Quarter, snake dance.
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Christine Sullivan, legal aid,
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I was here a year ago.
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That was my second choice. Well, I swear
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I'll never forget you again as long as I live.
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You probably won't.
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I've been assigned here permanently.
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You're the best.
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Psst. Mac.
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Your Honor?
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Yeah, I'm in here.
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No, in the hallway.
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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You know, it sounded so muffled,
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and what with you always playing jokes....
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Why doesn't Bull announce me?
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I've been here for five minutes.
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- He didn't show up.
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- What?
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Bull didn't show up for work.
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Dirk's gonna do it.
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- Dirk?
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- Uh-huh.
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All rise.
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Please?
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Criminal court part two is now in session,
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the Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.
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You may be seated.
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Look what the cat done drug in.
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- Hello, Judge Stone.
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- Christine. Christine Sullivan.
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I'm honored you remember me.
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- Don't tell me you've been assigned here?
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- Yes.
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Well, feather my feet
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and start me grinning.
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As usual, sir, you speak for all of us.
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- Remember Mac?
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- Yes, of course.
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- How are you?
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- Hi. Fine.
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Hey, that is a neat outfit.
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- Is that felt?
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- No.
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Well, it is now.
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You were here about a year ago,
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weren't you? We had some problems.
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- Yes, we did, but we solved them.
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- Yes, we did.
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You know, as I recall, I thought you were
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ignoring me and not letting me finish my--
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- Mac, what's first?
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- People v. Hoover, solicitation.
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--sentences.
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I'm worried about Bull.
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He should've been here an hour ago.
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- Then why don't you give him a call?
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- Right.
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Oh, hi, Judge Stone.
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- Hi, Roberta. How're you doing?
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- Just swell.
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- Say, I love what you've done to your hair.
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- Thanks.
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It's about time somebody noticed it.
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- Your Honor--
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- Oh, that's all right.
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You haven't seen me in a while.
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I wouldn't expect you to mention it.
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Ain't it?
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Excuse me,
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if I could proceed with my defense?
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Defense? She approached
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an undercover officer and said:
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"Give me 100 bucks,
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and I'll make your teeth sweat."
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- Sir, I realize--
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- Roberta, are you guilty of soliciting?
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- Don't--
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- Yes.
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--answer that.
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All right, that's a $50 fine
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and time served.
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- Next case. Good seeing you, Roberta.
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- You too, Your Honor.
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Um.... Your Honor, it happened again.
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- What happened again?
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- You didn't even let me finish my...
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- Mac, is there any word?
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- No, sir.
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- ...defense.
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- Kind of a rhythm thing.
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You'll be jumping into conversations
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within the year.
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I even called Bull's landlord, sir.
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He said Bull didn't come home last night.
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- Now I'm worried.
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- Maybe he got lucky.
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Yeah, the circus is in town.
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- Dan.
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- There he is.
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Bull?
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He's splashed.
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Meet the gang.
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Come on.
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Let's get him in here.
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Are they a great bunch of people
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or what?
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- Yeah. Real troupers.
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- Yeah.
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I think the bearded lady likes you.
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Lips that touch mustache wax
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shall never touch mine.
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Put him on the sofa, guys.
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- Anything I can do to help, Your Honor?
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- No, we can handle it from here.
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- He's lucky to have a friend like you.
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- Yeah, thanks very much, Dirk.
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- May the Lord bless thee and keep thee.
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- I appreciate it, Dirk.
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Are you all right?
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- Can I get you anything?
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- Not a thing, thanks.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm Christine Sullivan. We met last year.
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I'm the new defense attorney.
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You smell nummy.
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- Bull, I'm ashamed of you.
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- It was just an innocent sniff, Harry.
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- I'm talking about the drinking.
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- The piña coladas were nummy too.
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I must have a couple of dozen
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of these little paper umbrellas.
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Bull, I wanna know why you got drunk.
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Because I was toasting my friend Selma,
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that's why.
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And she deserved every one
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I could think of.
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Selma.
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Well, hey, why all the long faces?
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We're supposed to be having fun today.
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Today's the day we replace Selma.
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Out with the old, in with the new
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Get sick and die, we'll replace you too
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Whoa.
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Come on, let's have a seat over here,
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big fella.
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Good God, am I tall.
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- Who's Selma?
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- Bailiff that used to work here.
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She died six months ago.
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They were close.
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So after we rode the elephants...
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...we all climbed
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into this teeny little fire engine.
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- Bull?
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- Yo.
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I just heard about Selma. I'm really sorry.
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You're sorry?
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- How do you think I feel?
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- Hey, listen, I didn't mean--
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It was my best friend that died,
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not yours.
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Bull.
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- Yo.
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We all cared about Selma very much.
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But there comes a time where you gotta
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stop grieving, and you go on living.
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What did you do to your hair?
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- Listen, Bull--
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- Why did Selma have to die, Harry?
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I mean, why couldn't it be
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some sicko scum out there instead of her?
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I want some answers,
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and I want them now!
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Oh, yeah. So we were in this bar,
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see, and Elmo--
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- Elmo's the little guy in the ringmaster suit.
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- He's in la-la land, sir.
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Sir, maybe it would help if we got
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some coffee and sandwiches into him.
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You know, maybe it would help if we got
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some coffee and sandwiches into him.
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Christine?
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- Good idea, sir.
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- Let's go to the cafeteria.
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- Right.
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- Mac, you try to juggle the docket.
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- This could take a little while.
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All right.
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Dan, keep Bull here
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and keep an eye on him.
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I don't want him roaming around
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in this condition.
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So we took the ring of fire and--
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- I'll humor him till it hurts.
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- I'll be right back.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Anyway, I'm leaving.
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Oh, wait, no.
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Bull, Harry said to stay here.
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Get out of my way, Dan.
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Now, I have specific instructions
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not to let you leave.
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Move, or I will invent the human pretzel.
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I have my instructions.
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- Did you hear something?
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- No.
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Sounded like a cat caught in a winepress.
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Don't just stand there. Untie me.
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- What happened?
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- Bull decided to go for a walk.
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I tried to stop him,
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and, boom, twisted mister.
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Sir, I wa--
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Oh, my Lord.
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Dan, are you in pain?
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- No, not really.
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Well, great.
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Then hold it right there
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while I go get my camera.
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- Mac.
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- Looks like one of those damn Picassos.
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All right, I'll pay for help.
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- What happened?
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- Bull's on the loose.
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- Maybe we should search the building.
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- No reason for that, sir.
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When he gets upset, he either
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goes to the basement, sits by the furnace...
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...or he goes up to the...
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...roof.
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Not again.
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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- It's all right.
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Nothing a few pins
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and a few steel rods can't fix.
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Well, there he is, just like always.
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Yeah. So I wonder where he got the cape.
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Oh, no.
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- Mac, hold on to me, huh?
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- I'm right here, sir.
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In fact, look, tie that, would you?
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Just in case.
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- Uh-huh.
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- Bull?
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Bull, talk to me.
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The night has a thousand eyes.
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I'll send for some burgers.
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Sir?
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- Let me have a shot at him.
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- If she misses, it's my turn.
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If you don't mind,
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I'd rather deal with this myself--
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- I minored in psychology in school--
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- Miss Sullivan.
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- Depression was my best subject. I got B's.
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- Please.
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Go away.
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It's because I'm a woman, isn't it?
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Rock always told Doris Day yes
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when she asked him this question.
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No, Miss Sullivan,
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it's not that you're a woman.
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It's that, at this moment, you're a pest.
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Fine. Then you'll just excuse me
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while I go drink a cup of insecticide.
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- Fine. Fine.
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- Fine.
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This is when Doris would always
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storm out of the room and....
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Bingo.
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Bull, come on down. Let's talk, huh?
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We always end up doing that anyway.
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Why not sooner than later, huh?
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- Bull?
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Oh, no, big guy. Come on, no.
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At least go around to the alley side,
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huh? Come-- Oh!
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On second thought,
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I'd like to cancel that order.
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Bull, please come down.
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I'm afraid, in your condition,
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you're gonna hurt yourself.
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Don't worry about him. I'm with him.
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Christine?
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It'll be a shame to let her die
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without experiencing me.
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Get away from me.
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Bull, come here.
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Get away from me.
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Bull, come here.
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Get away from me.
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Bull, come--
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- What happened?
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- I don't know. I can't see a thing.
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They moved away from the edge.
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Now, why would they do
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a silly thing like that?
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Mac, would you get that?
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Hello?
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What?
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Yeah, yeah, I will.
406
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:36,150
That was the building manager.
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Something fell off the roof
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right over your office.
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Oh, God.
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Move. She's not as light as she looks.
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- They said something fell.
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My cape.
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She thought it was me and passed out.
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- Oh, that poor man.
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- No, no, Bull's okay. He's right here.
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His cape fell. You fainted.
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- Just like a woman, right?
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No.
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Just like a scared human being.
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Mac, why don't you take her to the nurse's
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office, and get her checked over, huh?
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00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,960
Yeah. Come on.
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Then we'll get a cup of coffee.
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Wait a minute.
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Thank you for trying to help.
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Whoever you are.
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00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,380
Dan.
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I'm sorry I rearranged you.
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00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,320
It's all right, big guy.
430
00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:56,000
Besides, what the hell can I do about it?
431
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:05,410
So you're starting to edge your way
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back into our lucid world, huh?
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00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,880
I'm sorry, Harry.
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- Did getting drunk solve your problem?
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00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:10,880
- No.
436
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:15,690
I still got the problem,
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00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:15,690
plus I got sick and ruined a cab.
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00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,950
Listen, Bull, for what it's worth,
439
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,950
I think I know how you feel.
440
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,430
I've been through stuff like this
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in my life.
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00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,660
It just seems so unfair, Harry.
443
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:33,330
I mean, I thought I understood things.
444
00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:36,910
And then Selma died, and now....
445
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,610
Now I don't know
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00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,610
what the hell's going on.
447
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,450
What's life all about, Harry?
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00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,820
I don't know, Bull.
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00:18:56,460 --> 00:19:00,960
I don't know why we live,
450
00:18:56,460 --> 00:19:00,960
and I don't know why we die.
451
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,330
But I do know...
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00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,140
...that as long as we're here...
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00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:12,410
...we better hold on to each other
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00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:12,410
real tight.
455
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:33,830
In case you're interested,
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00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:33,830
the music has stopped.
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00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:41,600
- What can I do for you?
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00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:41,600
- I'm here for the job.
459
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,750
What job is that?
460
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,380
What is this, a wet suit?
461
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,380
Well, we interviewed for bailiffs
462
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,380
last week.
463
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,280
I'm late.
464
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,720
Now, do I get the job or what?
465
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:59,890
Well, there are certain procedural things
466
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:59,890
that we do, such as checking references.
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00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,550
I don't have any.
468
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:06,260
Well, that streamlines things.
469
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:06,260
How about experience?
470
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:07,700
I'm a bailiff.
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00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:11,430
- For how long?
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00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:11,430
- A hundred and six years.
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00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:18,180
What's with the hair?
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00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,810
I know he looks funny,
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00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,810
but don't say anything about it.
476
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:29,680
You are a weird man.
477
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:35,190
Can I keep her, Harry?
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00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:46,030
- Why do I suddenly feel like a hamster?
479
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:46,030
- It's a long story.
480
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,140
- I don't wanna hear it.
481
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,140
- You're hired.
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00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:51,470
- Bull, you wanna show her around?
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00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:51,470
- Come on.
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I'll go show you where we stand
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00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,950
for eight hours a night.
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I quit.
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You can lean on me if you want.
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00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:04,120
Well, how about
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00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:04,120
if I just hang a swing on your arm?
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00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,150
Alrighty.
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00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:14,230
I'll be needing a raise.
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00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:19,300
Dirk, I got an idea.
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00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:23,380
I'll go with you to the banquet,
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00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:23,380
and I'll explain it to your folks.
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00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:26,580
No.
496
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,740
They'd kill you.
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- Good night.
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00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,380
- Good night, Your Honor.
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00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,550
It's after work. You can call me Harry.
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00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:38,830
Someday.
501
00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:40,930
Christine.
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00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,260
Wanna go grab a bite?
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I can't. I'm busy.
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00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,560
I'm going to Dirk's party.
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00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,560
Bull said there'll be a ton of food there.
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00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:56,670
Must've cost him a fortune.
507
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,160
Are you all right?
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00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:17,620
- Hangover.
509
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:17,620
- Serves you right.
510
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:23,530
Anybody that abuses alcohol should be
511
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:23,530
punished with violent headaches...
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00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:27,040
...the kind that makes your eyes fall out.
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Thank you.
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00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:33,270
For what?
515
00:22:33,950 --> 00:22:36,710
Selma used to care enough
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to yell at me too.
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00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,820
Say, tell me something.
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00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:44,520
What was this Selma like?
519
00:22:46,090 --> 00:22:50,290
Well, she was kind of abrasive.
520
00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:53,530
She was short.
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00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,370
And she had a funny voice.
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00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,400
How pathetic.
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00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:21,060
Quite a story, huh?
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I laughed, I cried. It became a part of me.